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Decent guy, tried to be helpful on the first night. Kept going on about how much Zephyr "cares" about us, like it matters. Not sure what his handwriting looks like.

Kind of an idiot, but at least he's not an arsehole like the rest of them. Weird, though. Came here from a video game and lives with a bunch of giant talking bees. Don't touch his whangee (lol but no really). Not hard to recognize on the bulletin board.

Too busy running to get to know much about her. Didn't even get a good look at her because of the light. Don't know about handwriting.

Half-demon, claims he was born that way. Met him on the first night by the hedge; decent sort of person despite appearances. Says he can't remember how long he's been here. Not sure what his handwriting looks like.

Wanders around in the dark shooting at deer. Apologized for it afterward on the bulletin board, but who fucking does that? Could probably recognize his handwriting on the bulletin board.

Lives near the bulletin board, probably a troll, near-incomprehensible writing pattern. Do not engage!! Fuck knows what he looks like.

Saw him in the woods one night, but all he saw was a deer. Don't know what his handwriting looks like.

Fucking psychopath with some kind of throwing knives. Likes to throw people into the hedge. Bertie says it's because he lost his wife, but fuck him. Fuck this guy altogether. Not sure what his handwriting looks like.

Bit naive, hell of a lot easier to deal with than the rest of them. Believes (believed?) in Pan and in Pan's talking deer friend. Would probably recognize her handwriting.

Giant fucking ogre that goes around disguised as a human woman and flashes lights in people's eyes. Not sure what her handwriting looks like.

Vampire. Keep an eye out for this one. Know her handwriting from shredding her note to Pan.

Real dick on the first night, but significantly less awful than the others later. Probably makes decent muffins (fuck knows). Easy to recognize on the bulletin board.

Met him in the god classroom; he claimed he was from some fake-sounding city in a weirdo version of Nevada. Around Christmas he pulled a weird prank where he pretended to be a scythe; not sure what that was about. Not sure what his handwriting looks like.

Claims to own the forest. Claims to be a god. Claims a lot of shit. Didn't fall for the Pan thing; did drop out of a tree and attack out of fucking nowhere. Not sure what her handwriting looks like.

One of the trolls, met her on the first night. Real Stockholm syndrome case, acts like we're somehow lucky to be here. Completely fucking unsympathetic. Not sure what her handwriting looks like.

The god of the Meadous. Supposedly a child using this place and the people in it for practice. Real spiteful little shit.

Nice kid with a weirdly big vocabulary (it's weird at that age, right?). Only ever saw her in the god classroom; not sure where she lives. Sounds like she's the only kid here other than the godling. Does not seem to write on bulletin board?

Nice guy, but too curious for his own good. Lives with someone named Ucchii. Met him on the first night but can't seem to find his house again. Not sure what his handwriting looks like.